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What *has* been found:

More time
More patience
More money
More peace
More thriving
More striving
More strength
More acceptance
More health
More knowledge
More opportunity
More (distant) connections
More access to emotions
More responsibility
More agency


Less doom-spiralling
Less nausea
Fewer panic attacks
Fewer headaches
Less ignoring myself
Less unintentional spending
Fewer cancelled classes
Fewer forgotten conversations
Less catastrophising
Less regret
Fewer arguments
Fewer broken things
Less wondering if
Fewer "didn't mean to ..."s
No more hangover poos!

I'm not great at maths, but I think, on balance, I'm quite happy with the way things are turning out so far!!!

Bonus points:
lost: ALL instances of saying "oh god never again"
gained: the ability to smile like Wallace (and Gromit)